Comme j’aime la cigarette électronique

by jemma margaret

Let me count the ways…

1. They do not stink.

2. They do not appear to contribute to second hand smoke.

3. They are not thrown to the ground still alight within steps from a proper garbage can.

4. They are not cool or casual, but rather make their users appear like the committed drug addicts they really are.

…one, two, three, four! Four ways that I love electronic cigarettes, ah ah ah!